Well, today was actaully pretty eventfull. First off, me, Chris, and Yutaro went to Goombah’s pizza in Birmingham for lunch. Finding a parking spot was an adventure in itself. After 20 or so minutes of driving, most of that time spent browsing a full parking structure, i finally gave up and parallel parked for the first time. Not too traumatic, yet till a blow to my stuborn nature. After we found a spot to park we made our way to Goombah’s. Now, as we were waiting for our large sicilian pizza (featuring garlic, sausage, onions, and a tour of the meth lab in the back) the waiter from Pita Cafe comes in. Me and chris know this guy from our weekly shwarma outings. We exchanged super-secret-little-bit-awkward handshakes with him, then inquired as to why he wasn’t eating a delicious shwarma from his own resturant. This was met with a rousing hail of “Fuck Pita Cafe! Fuck Chicken Shwarmas! It’s a Shithole!”, which was then parried with uproarious laughter from yutaro and chris and I.
After school was a worldclass poker game, which allowed me to return with nearly $170 more then i left with, but not before the shinanigans. You see, halfway through the poker game, i get this brilliant idea that we should go to Hooters to watch the Pistons game. Great idea right? Right? Wrong.
You see, on our way to Hooters, Jason had the great idea to, well, look at some ethnic guy in the car next to us. Now, Jason is known for attracting the wrath of people not the same skin-color as him, it’s just what he does. And this case was no different. The guy looked back, to which Jason simply shrugged. Or so it would seem. Apparently, some of Jason’s actions seemed threatening or disrespectfull, and this guy proceded to get in my lane right behind me and begin to follow me. Fortunatly i was able to cut him off with a handy yellow light shortly there after. But alas, he would not be so easily fooled. He quickly caught up with us turning into Fountain Walk, and proceded to stalk us around the parking lot for a while. So, using my car’s abilities for good (a first!), i gunned it around the corner and parked between two cars as fast as i could. My quick thinking and even quicker car lost him. Crisis averted.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of, “Keila, Gooch and Nate’s quest for eats.”