04.25.05 10:00 pm
Well, another long delayed, to very important update.

And by that i mean very long delayed and incredibally important.
I, Nathaniel Lloyd Wilkie, am turning 16 years of age in about 6 hours. do you realize what this means? Driving. in a car. alone. with noone else. in a car.

Let me spell this out for you. This has 2 major implications. 1: i no longer have to ride the bus to and from school. This means extra sleep, and just plain better everything. 2: I now have no excuse as to why i have no life. by not being able to drive, i was able to say, “oh, but i can’t drive yet, thats why i am a lonely depressing sonofabitch who just takes up space.” Now, that excuse is null and void. This could lead to 2 different outcomes: A, with my newfound ability to drive i start doing stuff such as going to parties, or having dates (with girls) (giggle). or B, i still sit on my ass and do nothing, lowering myself furthur into the depths of hell which have come to be my social life. Outcome A is a 50:1 longshot.

In other news, Kevin VanGenderen has officially dropped out of DCDS for the year. After being sick for about 2 months last year, and coming to school on and off all of this year, he has officially called it quits for this year. This sucks. Not like “hey, you suck” sucks, but like, sucks hardcore. whats wrong with him you ask? Nobody knows. Its not that we don’t care, we do, its just that, well, we (being me and my “crew” or “posse”) are either too lazy, or insensitive. However, we do care. next: will he be back next year? We dont know. again, somthing to do with us being lazy and insensitive.

IN a much lesser note, though my no means unimportant, this page has crossed the threshhold of 1000 views. Thats right, suckers. 1000. 1 X 10^3. if i had a nickle for everytime someone looked at this thing, i would have……divide…carry the 3…..50 bucks. NOt imressive is it? no, not really. But come on, 1000 views is still pretty cool right? no. damn. thought i had somthing.

Also: PRON. No, not porn, but close. PRON is the name of Me and Keila’s spanking new band. Other people might be in it, but im not sure. Thats just how serious i am. Our only song is entitled “Screwing Joe’s sister” or “Pwning Joe’s sister”, we’re not sure yet. Anyways, im thinking of getting t-shirts that say “I heart pron”, except the heart will be an actually heart. though not like, a human heart, but like, the cartoon kind, you know what i mean. and, well we are yet to have a complete song, we’re pretty sweet. Im the singer.

and, if you have anyways to make 5000 dollars by the end of summer, without actaully working, please, do-tell.