Lair of the Hoodedcarrot

Everybody, I need your attention. I have just been handed, an urgent, and horrifying message, and i need you all to stop what you are doing, and listen….CANNONBA….no, wait, i mean PLAGERISM!!!! (except spelled right)

Does anyone here have a lawyer for a parnet? i may be in need of their services. you see, i was reading through peoples away messages, becasue im cool like that when i came across a certain livejournal, owned and opperated by a certain David Keila. Now, for those of you that dont know david keila, he is Andrew Keilas older brother. Now, for those of you that dont know Andrew Keila, you live under a rock. I have known for a while that David Keila is one of my 2 avid readers. What i didnt know, is that he is every bit as jewish as his previously-thought-much-more-jewish-brother-than-him, Andrew. You see, ladies(?) and gentelmen, in Davids livejournal (here) i found a certain entry entitled Fibbertyjibbets!. Now, we all know, and have read, that i have a post entitled Fibbertyjibbets, so, interested, i read on. This post, is a varitable summary of my writing over the past long-long-time. It contains the same jokes, with altered peoples and phraseology. I would ask that when you see david keila in the halls, you give him a stern kick the shins, and say somthing like….”Lepechauns own you n00b!”.

Oh, and i really dont care.

Volume 3

I seem to be updating this thing less and less frequently, which foreshadows that this will dies soon, likely before the end of this school year. So get your reading out of this well you can.

I believe last time, i was going to finish the story about keila’s house. Well, here it is, in short: We played hockey, i was goalie, i was sweet.

Now that that is out of the way, i can get to the good stuff.

Car.

Let it soak it.

Give it a few more seconds.

There we go. Now you are emotionally prepared to accept this indeed grim, doombringing realization. I, Master Nathaniel Lloyd Wilkie, have a car. A silver, manual transmission, Subaru WRX, with some fancy stuff on it. I love it. Its my baby. There are pictures in my profile. and, while Im not great at the whole, stick shift thing, its still a blast to drive. In 2 months and 6 days, i will be able to drive that monster by myslef. On public roads. Like an average person.

Frightening.

In other news: school sucks. Last day of break, and i am going to spend it sleeping. Good news is only like 5 weeks until spring break, in which im leaving this country to go somewhere warm and fuzzy. then after that, only about 1 goal of school left until summer. Incase you havn’t heard, i will be staring in a roller-hockey team this summer. And, while, we arent registerd, yet, and dont have enough players, i think its safe to say that its happening. I will be playing the role of goaltender, and, if you really are my friend, you will come watch me play like a god. And not one of those pussy ass indian gods either, im talking like….Thor, or Zues, or Favre. So, unless youre just a useless cling-on only befriending my for my devilish good looks and suspiciouslly nice house, i plan to see you at my game.

Oh, and one last thing, a quick update on Shaved Head, 2005. I dont think ive gotten anywhere since i last mentioned this. I really hope i dont have to shave my head, but its looking more and more likely every time i go to school. And you people won’t let me forget it either. It really doesn’t help that i limited my options to 1, maybe 2, if im feeling frisky, people. BUt you know what they say…the more the merrier…oh wait.