In case you havnt heard, im a lazy whore. About, oh say……weeks after my last post, i am FINALLY updating this seeming black hole of my time and typing abilities once again. And, in case youve been asleep for the past, oh, i dont know, 3 millenia, let me remind you, school sucks. Im not just talking about piles of homework that i could learn to snowboard on every night, and tests that would make Stephen Hawkings crap his pants then eat it, im talking about Honors Algebra II. Mr Schmitt is a nazi. how do i know? well, ignoring the blatent hatred for jews, and the little red armbands, the funny mustache, the Furer posters all over his room, and the way he arranges discarded pencil shavings in the shape of an eagle eating Isreal. What really tips me off is…webwork. The absolute evil of everything that ever was and Chris Farley. webwork, for those of you that dont have the luxery of paying ridiculas amounts of money to go to school with recruited black people and 6th graders that get 1400 on the SATs, is a system in which homework is perscribed via an online website. You must answer these questions in an amount of tries slightly below by bowling-per-frame-average. thats right, 5. Now, i know all of you are saying either “thats not too hard” or “i wish i bowled as good as nate” but you havnt heard the catch yet. you have to copy down every question, and every answer, in your “math journal”. This math journal is the nazi equivilant of Auchwitz (sorry to any Furers i insulted by my lack of spelling ability). Okay, now that i have garunteed taht you are either:
a) tired of me talking about math
:or:
b) insulted by my constant references to the holocaust
:or:
c) the way nate talks arouses me
I can continue. Besides for school, Xbox live has been taking over what is left of my life. knocking 5 french people i dont know travelling at 200+ miles per hour off of a bridge and into oncoming traffic is the most gratifying thing i have ever experienced. Not to mention beating kevin 2-1 in a midnight hockey extravegansa. So, if you have xbox live, go buy burnout 3. Still have money? go buy NHL 2k5. Dont have xbox live? Your useless. Why are you reading this? GO AWAY!
-Nate “im not really racist, i just say it cause its funny” Wilkie
