Lair of the Hoodedcarrot

Reading Neils web thingy (which is what they will be called from now on) is like playing bloody knuckles, with yourself, except you pretend your face is one of your fists and a large rock is the other. Not that mine is much better, but…well…i dont know exactly how to say this, so, ill just site a quote directly from it: “the funniest thing happend today! we’re in wrestling right…coach starts wrestling anand and gets on top. arvind runs up grabs coaches boxers gettin ready to give him a wedgie. except when he pulls the boxers rip!!! it was sooo funny har har har.”

Ill leave some time for mourning the loss of your dignity.

All better? didn’t think so. Though i must say, the “har har har” was what put it all together, like the tail of a dog, or that nude man with the head of a bloated Zebra in that one dream i have with the 3 twins and Al Roker. But, thats just the way it is sometime. (That last “s” is “SOMETIMES” refused to be a part of this after i ate his brother “$”)

G-night, again.

At this time tomarrow, i will be in Europe with a whole bunches of people, including Greg Mathis, Bill Kazmerzsizyeizy, and Wasim Nasir. It can only be described as “Oh Boy!”. I have a flight tomarrow from detroit to amsterdamn, which, for the people that live in small, cold igloos, is known for its legalization of damn near everything. Then its onto england, and then no one cares. 6 days in canada, 21 in Europe, life is hard being a Wilkie. Well, it looks like its time for sleep. And remember kids! reel it in, before you zip it up! (Dont worry, you will get it eventually.)

That moron.

Just got back from fishing in Canada, and i have just 2 things to say. First off, on june 16th, i got SNOWED on. It fuckin snowed on me, in the middle of summer. DAMN YOU CANADA! Second off, Canada is suffering from an accute lack of good looking woman. In my 6 days in Canada, the best looking girl i saw was a moose head, hanging on a plaque. Damn, that was one fine lookin moose. Here is an exciting story: on the way home from Canada, we were about ready to leave the airport for home, when we realized one of the people i was fishing with had left his bag in the airport. So we ran to get it back, and hopped on the elevator to take us to the parking level, and what do you know, its Ken Holland and Steve Yzerman, in the elevator, right next to me. Huh. Well, i got a handshake and a menacing glare from stevey Y then bolted. Interesting, aint it? Summer kicks ass.

Summer is here! I love it. No more school for 3 months. Only 3 more years left. Another year past, and i am still the annoying, loud, obnoxious, fool with the girl-skills of a dead mole. Cedar point was fan-titty-and-ass-tic. I rode most of the coasters i wanted to, save the raptor, cause of the absurdly long lines. I won a zippo lighter in the arcade thingy, which is nifty keen. Im hungry. Eat-time.

Have you ever wanted to see the very house in which Nate Wilkie spends his nights? Do you dream of just seeing the very staircase down which Nate Wilkie walks every morning? Now you can, just visit http://www.desarch.com/Flash/index.html Then click on “Projects”, Then “traditional”, Then “Lake Commcer”, and voila, my house. Enjoy your virtual stay.

Je ne parle pas Francais

With only one exam left, i find myself looking forward to many things. Such as…..Sleeping in on weekdays, eating lunch whenever i feel it necessary, leaving my shirt untucked, not wearing pants. All of these things will be the driving force that get me through that test tomarrow, without standing up, eating my test, and pissing all over the proctor. Although that would be funny. Very funny, in fact. Tomarrow im having a whole slew of people over for hockey, hockey, and more hockey. And then, friday we have Cedar point. Woo and Yay! People who are going to Cedar Point are cool, cause Cedar Point is cool. What? Whats that you asked me? What my favorite ride is? I’ll give you a hint, it sarts with mantis. Who’s with me, front row, Mantis? Anyone? Damn, alone again. Well, i will enojy it by myself, thank you very much. Thats all i have for today. Bonne chance sure ton Examen de Langue. How’s taht for made up french? Biatch.