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After a few days of not posting, im back, and i have so much to share. Sit down kiddies, its story time. Today in history, Mrs. Liberty, the astute observer she is, noticed me not paying attention in class. She was so in shock that i was not taken notes, listening intently and asking valid questions as i usually do, that she offerend me (and kris) a freeday, if we liked. And i did. And it was good. Me and Kris played mono-a-mono tennis-ball, which, by the way, has become the sport of choice among people with no actual talent, usurping Mini-hockey/Zuzuballeys serveral year reign. In other news, also pertaining to history, i got that huge project back. i did good, got an 80. Actaully, thats downright fan-titty-and-ass-tic, considereing how much points i got off before actaully turning the project in. On the downside of this, i doubt my parents will have the same view on my grade, and i might be, well, clubbed like a baby seal….again. I like this week, no homework. Yes i know, its review week, but if i review over the week, what will i do over the weekend?

Here is an interesting insult, if youre liking for one:
Spooge-faced-ass-spelunker. Use it wisely.