For the past week, its been about 148 degrees outside. Now there are polar bears chewing on my frost-bitten toes, theres penguin shit all over my room, and a glacier has moved in to our extra bedroom. But, in other news, Mrs. Liberty is a total hoe. This history project will be the end of me, i promise. My parents are at some art-show and if i don’t have progress on my history project when they get home, they are going to club me like i was a baby seal. On the brighter side of things, I got X-box live, which confirms the suspicions that i am hopelessly addicted to electricity. Did anyone watch the pistons game last night? unbeleivable. but don’t take my word for it, try reading the newspaper, you inbred glue-sniffer.