Lair of the Hoodedcarrot

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After a few days of not posting, im back, and i have so much to share. Sit down kiddies, its story time. Today in history, Mrs. Liberty, the astute observer she is, noticed me not paying attention in class. She was so in shock that i was not taken notes, listening intently and asking valid questions as i usually do, that she offerend me (and kris) a freeday, if we liked. And i did. And it was good. Me and Kris played mono-a-mono tennis-ball, which, by the way, has become the sport of choice among people with no actual talent, usurping Mini-hockey/Zuzuballeys serveral year reign. In other news, also pertaining to history, i got that huge project back. i did good, got an 80. Actaully, thats downright fan-titty-and-ass-tic, considereing how much points i got off before actaully turning the project in. On the downside of this, i doubt my parents will have the same view on my grade, and i might be, well, clubbed like a baby seal….again. I like this week, no homework. Yes i know, its review week, but if i review over the week, what will i do over the weekend?

Here is an interesting insult, if youre liking for one:
Spooge-faced-ass-spelunker. Use it wisely.

For the past week, its been about 148 degrees outside. Now there are polar bears chewing on my frost-bitten toes, theres penguin shit all over my room, and a glacier has moved in to our extra bedroom. But, in other news, Mrs. Liberty is a total hoe. This history project will be the end of me, i promise. My parents are at some art-show and if i don’t have progress on my history project when they get home, they are going to club me like i was a baby seal. On the brighter side of things, I got X-box live, which confirms the suspicions that i am hopelessly addicted to electricity. Did anyone watch the pistons game last night? unbeleivable. but don’t take my word for it, try reading the newspaper, you inbred glue-sniffer.

|So im sitting here, admiring how good Lucky Boys Confusion is, when i decide to update this thing. First order of buisness…Philie rules. Go Phlyers. And yes, i know there not spelled that way, you spooge monkey, I screwed up me knee somehow, i think i did it sleeping. It bends too much now, and then hurts like pain. So im wearing an elbow brace, on my knee. It keeps raining. This is like, the 3rd day in a row. C-razy.

It’s raining its pouring the old man is snoring, and well, you know that thing. Tis raining. And lightninging. I like it. Anyways, is mothers day, so happy Mothers day to all of you mothers who are reading this. the prospect of mothers reading this scares me. so lets say, to all future mothers. You know who you are….keila. In other news i have a history project due next monday, and im not doing well. i can’t reasearch for shit, and now i have to make a newspaper. Im screwed. Im done here.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

damn flames

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!