Warning! This Entry contains Adult Material not suitable for children! If you are scared of dirty things, or mock-homosexuality, run and hide….run and hide.
Here it is, the conversation between me and someone i don’t know, pure genious, if i do say so myself. The begging isn’t me, its keila, and he is humor-impared, but stick with it, and it will begin to get better (Phone Numbers have been changed, cause you people scare me):
lightnin928 (7:55:47 PM): hi
hypermonkey4679 (7:55:49 PM): hey
hypermonkey4679 (7:55:52 PM): how’s things?
lightnin928 (7:55:55 PM): ITS WALLACE
hypermonkey4679 (7:55:59 PM): YES IT IS
lightnin928 (7:56:17 PM): u got rid of wallace in your profile
hypermonkey4679 (7:56:33 PM): yes, yes I did
lightnin928 (7:56:37 PM): evil
hypermonkey4679 (7:56:43 PM): but didn’t get rid of wallace… in my heart!
hypermonkey4679 (7:56:48 PM): lol
lightnin928 (7:57:08 PM): fine be that way
hypermonkey4679 (7:57:21 PM): sorry
hypermonkey4679 (7:57:25 PM): but don’t you like my little poem?
lightnin928 (7:58:10 PM): um i didnt read it and i probably wont
hypermonkey4679 (7:58:19 PM): that hurts me
hypermonkey4679 (7:58:22 PM): cut me deep, man
lightnin928 (7:58:51 PM): oh well heres a bandaid
hypermonkey4679 (7:58:56 PM): thanks
hypermonkey4679 (7:58:56 PM): 
lightnin928 (7:59:56 PM): …. sorry
lightnin928 (7:59:58 PM): ill read it sheesh
hypermonkey4679 (8:00:01 PM): lol
hypermonkey4679 (8:00:03 PM): yay!
lightnin928 (8:01:18 PM): i read it
lightnin928 (8:01:22 PM): but wallace was better
hypermonkey4679 (8:01:30 PM): fine fine I’ll add it again
hypermonkey4679 (8:01:55 PM): there!
lightnin928 (8:02:24 PM): …SUCCESS
hypermonkey4679 (8:02:27 PM): lol
hypermonkey4679 (8:03:10 PM): so how’s it going?
lightnin928 (8:03:14 PM): good
hypermonkey4679 (8:03:18 PM): cool
lightnin928 (8:03:45 PM): brb
hypermonkey4679 (8:03:48 PM): k
lightnin928 (8:03:48 PM): goin downstairs
hypermonkey4679 (8:03:51 PM): fun
lightnin928 (8:03:58 PM): with joes laptop
hypermonkey4679 (8:04:03 PM): awesome
hypermonkey4679 (8:04:05 PM): wait… joe?
lightnin928 (8:04:23 PM): im at his house
hypermonkey4679 (8:04:27 PM): ohhh hi joe!
lightnin928 (8:04:42 PM): ill tell him that
hypermonkey4679 (8:05:04 PM): k
lightnin928 (8:05:40 PM): nate says hes hot
lightnin928 (8:05:43 PM): … HE IS too
hypermonkey4679 (8:05:48 PM): sweet!
lightnin928 (8:07:52 PM): lol
lightnin928 (8:07:55 PM): your cell on?
hypermonkey4679 (8:08:05 PM): not at the moment why?
lightnin928 (8:08:14 PM): hahaha i was gonna call for fun lol
hypermonkey4679 (8:08:28 PM): ooh ooh I’ll turn it on! I need a reason not to go to bed
lightnin928 (8:08:38 PM): ok
lightnin928 (8:08:39 PM): cool
lightnin928 (8:09:11 PM): lol hang on
hypermonkey4679 (8:09:20 PM): k
lightnin928 (8:11:51 PM): its not ringing
hypermonkey4679 (8:12:08 PM): k (edited phone number)
lightnin928 (8:12:11 PM): i know
hypermonkey4679 (8:12:16 PM): weird man
hypermonkey4679 (8:12:21 PM): it’s on it’s working
lightnin928 (8:12:32 PM): k im tryin again
hypermonkey4679 (8:12:35 PM): k
lightnin928 (8:12:58 PM): still not workin
hypermonkey4679 (8:13:02 PM): bummer
lightnin928 (8:13:17 PM): yea u call me
hypermonkey4679 (8:13:25 PM): number?
lightnin928 (8:14:15 PM): (1800-IAm-AJew)
hypermonkey4679 (8:14:38 PM): haha ok
hypermonkey4679 (8:15:20 PM): my call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system
lightnin928 (8:15:25 PM): ,,,,
lightnin928 (8:15:26 PM): …..
lightnin928 (8:15:34 PM): try again
lightnin928 (8:15:36 PM): its on
hypermonkey4679 (8:15:49 PM): ringin ringin
lightnin928 (8:16:00 PM): can u hear me
lightnin928 (8:16:19 PM): u called from home
lightnin928 (8:16:24 PM): i think i lost connection
hypermonkey4679 (8:16:26 PM): yes ah did
lightnin928 (8:16:30 PM): itso k
hypermonkey4679 (8:16:33 PM): if I use my minutes it would be bad
lightnin928 (8:16:34 PM): too much static lol
lightnin928 (8:16:39 PM): yea so forget it
lightnin928 (8:16:40 PM): lol
hypermonkey4679 (8:16:51 PM): ok haha can I talk to the hot one?
hypermonkey4679 (8:16:52 PM): lol
lightnin928 (8:17:05 PM): yea
lightnin928 (8:17:10 PM): lol im hot! hahahah
lightnin928 (8:17:11 PM): jk
hypermonkey4679 (8:17:18 PM): ok lol
lightnin928 (8:17:23 PM): heres nate
hypermonkey4679 (8:17:28 PM): hi nate!
lightnin928 (8:17:50 PM): good morning
hypermonkey4679 (8:17:58 PM): happy christmas
lightnin928 (8:18:10 PM): merry hanachka
hypermonkey4679 (8:18:21 PM): happy kwanzaa
lightnin928 (8:18:38 PM): happy orthodox eater
lightnin928 (8:18:41 PM): easter
lightnin928 (8:18:46 PM): wow, typing is hard
hypermonkey4679 (8:19:06 PM): I’m sure it
hypermonkey4679 (8:19:07 PM): is
lightnin928 (8:19:10 PM): do u have flippers?
hypermonkey4679 (8:19:10 PM): see I have trouble too
hypermonkey4679 (8:19:16 PM): built into my feet
lightnin928 (8:19:27 PM): you can thank keila for that
hypermonkey4679 (8:19:37 PM): lol thanks keila!
lightnin928 (8:19:52 PM): keila has herpes
lightnin928 (8:20:03 PM): he got them form me
hypermonkey4679 (8:20:18 PM): I hope you guys had fun exchanging STD’s
lightnin928 (8:20:36 PM): we were at a convention, and you know, one thing led to another
hypermonkey4679 (8:20:46 PM): well that’s the way things go sometimes
lightnin928 (8:20:58 PM): yeah, follow your heart, you know?
hypermonkey4679 (8:21:10 PM): or whatever you choose to follow, catch my drift?
lightnin928 (8:21:29 PM): david is gay
hypermonkey4679 (8:21:33 PM): no!
lightnin928 (8:21:38 PM): no?
hypermonkey4679 (8:21:43 PM): no he ain’t
lightnin928 (8:21:46 PM): proove it
hypermonkey4679 (8:22:01 PM): um
hypermonkey4679 (8:22:05 PM): yea he isn’t though fool
lightnin928 (8:22:21 PM): arn’t you going to ask me what color panties i’m wearing ?
hypermonkey4679 (8:22:28 PM): oh sorry slipped my mind
hypermonkey4679 (8:22:32 PM): what color panties ARE you wearing?!
lightnin928 (8:22:36 PM): im not
hypermonkey4679 (8:22:42 PM): oh yum.
lightnin928 (8:23:18 PM): yes, apparently keila thinks so too
hypermonkey4679 (8:23:28 PM): andrew, I never knew!
lightnin928 (8:23:35 PM): no no no, not andrew, david.
hypermonkey4679 (8:23:49 PM): no no no, you are mistaken
lightnin928 (8:24:04 PM): i don’t beilive i am
hypermonkey4679 (8:24:10 PM): I believe you are, sir!
lightnin928 (8:24:28 PM): Thats Empress to you!
hypermonkey4679 (8:24:43 PM): I will bow to no homosexual man!!
lightnin928 (8:24:57 PM): who said i was a man?
hypermonkey4679 (8:25:13 PM): boy fish horse whatever
lightnin928 (8:25:24 PM): cowbeast, actually
hypermonkey4679 (8:25:30 PM): I was this close
lightnin928 (8:25:35 PM): yes, very.
lightnin928 (8:25:39 PM): you get the good effort award
hypermonkey4679 (8:25:53 PM): yay!
lightnin928 (8:26:15 PM): come here, and i’ll uh….show you what you win…..;-)
lightnin928 (8:26:23 PM): david will be here too
hypermonkey4679 (8:26:28 PM): ooh yay
hypermonkey4679 (8:26:29 PM): lol
hypermonkey4679 (8:26:33 PM): I hope it’s a pony
lightnin928 (8:26:50 PM): its not a pony, but it still involves riding
hypermonkey4679 (8:27:06 PM): oh wow that blows my mind
lightnin928 (8:27:22 PM): your minds not the only thing that will get blown
hypermonkey4679 (8:27:36 PM): oh GOD that’s a little too nasty for my little ears
lightnin928 (8:27:54 PM): please don’t adress me by my first name
hypermonkey4679 (8:28:12 PM): sorry, Empress
lightnin928 (8:28:37 PM): hurray! your learning quickly.
hypermonkey4679 (8:28:52 PM): I will obey the command of Leader
lightnin928 (8:29:08 PM): hm….any command?
lightnin928 (8:29:12 PM): get on your knees!
hypermonkey4679 (8:29:27 PM): nevah!
hypermonkey4679 (8:29:34 PM): you are merely the Empress
lightnin928 (8:30:08 PM): Don’t make me rape david!
lightnin928 (8:30:11 PM): …again…
hypermonkey4679 (8:30:39 PM): nooo I won’t give in
lightnin928 (8:30:53 PM): thats alright, David likes it in the ass.
hypermonkey4679 (8:31:28 PM): good for him
lightnin928 (8:32:05 PM): yes, im supprised you don’t already know that.
hypermonkey4679 (8:32:26 PM): I feel very very very out of the loop!
lightnin928 (8:33:43 PM): there a loop? why didn’t anyone tell me
lightnin928 (8:33:47 PM): i feel so very alone
hypermonkey4679 (8:33:57 PM): you’re never alone when you have your invisible friends
lightnin928 (8:34:21 PM): im leaving, here’s andrew
hypermonkey4679 (8:34:25 PM): hi andrew!
lightnin928 (8:34:31 PM): hahaha hi
lightnin928 (8:34:33 PM): nates funny
hypermonkey4679 (8:34:46 PM): lol
hypermonkey4679 (8:34:47 PM): yes
lightnin928 (8:34:56 PM): really
lightnin928 (8:34:59 PM): he says he horny
lightnin928 (8:35:03 PM): not funny
hypermonkey4679 (8:35:09 PM): lol
lightnin928 (8:35:10 PM): im surprised u think hes funny after all that
hypermonkey4679 (8:35:41 PM): I don’t take things badly, just gooo wit the flow
lightnin928 (8:36:05 PM): lol thought so but
lightnin928 (8:36:12 PM): he made fun of david so i thought u would get made
lightnin928 (8:36:15 PM): i found it halarious
hypermonkey4679 (8:36:54 PM): that’s good
hypermonkey4679 (8:37:06 PM): I know I was laughing
hypermonkey4679 (8:37:16 PM): jk
lightnin928 (8:37:27 PM): u were laughing or not
hypermonkey4679 (8:37:34 PM): on the inside
hypermonkey4679 (8:37:37 PM): I was laughing on the inside
lightnin928 (8:39:04 PM): nate says he has so many bad responses to that … that it not even funny
hypermonkey4679 (8:39:23 PM): lol ok
lightnin928 (8:40:02 PM): few.
lightnin928 (8:40:03 PM): anyways
lightnin928 (8:40:05 PM): hows it going
hypermonkey4679 (8:40:11 PM): it’s going ok
hypermonkey4679 (8:40:15 PM): I don’t feel good again
hypermonkey4679 (8:40:22 PM): but I’ll get better overnight, most likely
lightnin928 (8:41:07 PM): …. good
lightnin928 (8:41:14 PM): maybe u should get some rest
hypermonkey4679 (8:42:20 PM): yea actually I do have to go to bed, my dad’s yelling at me
lightnin928 (8:42:36 PM): k bye good night
hypermonkey4679 (8:42:44 PM): bye andrew, nate, whoever else is there
hypermonkey4679 signed off at 8:42:53 PM.
