In history class “i was eating squid, and they have all these testicles” -Sahar

In advisory, Omar walks up, all casusal like, and is about to take an ADVISORY cookie. I wouldn’t stand for it. The second he touched that little plastic trey of cookies, i was screaming like a midget that just went through castration, without anisthetic. I let out one long, solid “NOOOOOOOO”, until the second he let go. Then he walked out, suddenly aware of the near-lethal mistake he made. I have adopted the job of advisory alarm system, and im proud of it.