Career day was interesting. I was a host, which basically means i got White points for skipping math and english. not bad. Sure i had to sacrafice two of my choices for career speakers, but it was alright. the last time i stalked Keila into restraunt managment, and it was fun. owner of Cafe Cortina was there, very, very good restaraunt. At the end, he gave us sauce. Sauce! SAUCE! i named my sauce philbert, after the turtle in Rocko’s modern life, who had pet sauce. it went somthing like this.

Philbert takes “pet” loaf of bread to vetrenarian
Vet says, “philbert, thats not a pet, thats a loaf of bread” or somthing like that
Philbert screams NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vet exchanges Bread for sauce.
Philbert is content
philbert drops sauce in the street, then yells NOOOOOOOO
then commercial break

I wish that show was still on. Pure genious. Pure vulgur, not suitable for Nickleodeon genius. mmmm..sauce