Alright. the only thing that mattered today was the assembely. 6 or 7 of the dance squad members made there way to the podium as students were called up. What happened next…..magic. After a breif and uninspiring introduction my Kris, Naveen and Jason stepped up to give one of the most lack luster speeches i’ve ever heard. I loved it. Every one in the audience save for me and Brian had a stunned, and “what the fuck” look on their face. so, to augment the mood a little, I gave the most enthusiastic stading ovation i could muster, sending Keila into a manic laughing fit in which he wet himself….twice. Now that i am done outragously exagerating my story, i’ll tell you about the rest of my day (A murmur of excitement runs through the studio audience) French was fun, cause nothing was accomplished, and me and Keila just kinda laughed at our own stupidity, further distancing ourselves from common logic. History kicked ass (now the studio audience gasps in shock and horror). Every “team” represented a famous, dead Mongol. We kicked ass, though Mrs. Liberty will rig the voting and we won’t win. The rest of my classes were uninteresting. And i had Abry’s for dinner, making this a fantastic wensday.